Wanted!!!
2 1/2 year old toddler, blond hair, green eyes wanted for hitting young babies, mostly her new baby brother!! Any information regarding how to handle this situation would be rewarded with mother's total appreciation and gratitude.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
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Aww Hillary! He is absolutely precious! I love Izzy's facial expressions - she has so much hair now! I miss you guys..
That little guy is so dang cute, sorry Izzy is being a stinker. I have only babysat a baby once and Aliz was not too happy about it either, but I just gave the baby back, and the problem was solved, but obviously that won't work for you. Bella was really mad at me when Aliz was born so I took her on a date (to a movie, I think) and she did better after that. Maybe that will work for Izzy too?
boy she is sure cute though! What can you do with a face like that? The baby is beautiful too! Handsome little thing.
What a punk kid. She likely gets it from Hill's insatiable thirst for violence and general discord. Here's a few things you may try out, Hill:
1) Quit TiVo'ing Ultimate Fighting Championships to watch with Izzy every morning, and then practice your "touch of death" moves on the various couch pillows.
2) Discontinue your bi-monthly magazine subscription for "Child Beaters - Unite!"
3) Cease all Gitmo-like punishments on Izzy (including waterboarding) immediately.
4) Stop shopping at Poverty Barn, Nordstrom's, and Restoration Hardware because they all support foreign terrorists and blatant infanticide.
5) Clean up your trailer trash language that would make even a drunken sailor blush.
6) Remember the Alamo.
Whether you know it or not, Izzy sees your ultra-violent tendencies and is simply trying to fit into some semblance of your chaotic world. Take the beam out of your own eye, Hill, before you attempt to remove Izzy's straw.
Love ya'...
Jeremy, LOL
I just don't agree with #4, shopping always helps a lot with an unhappy toddler..at least helps the mother:)
Hill, sorry I don't have any advise but I hope that Izzy will gete use to having a brother soon.
Sawyer is absolutely cute! Izzy is so pretty and looks like a big girl on these pics.
Well I think Jeremy has covered it for the rest of us. If that doesn't work he's my advice...clearly it's free and it worth as much as you paid for it. Get her involved as much as you can...changing the diapers, taking the diapers to the trash, helping wrap him in his blanket etc, and then give her little rewards (like a sticker chart) for all her big sister help. When she earns 10 or so take her on a date...or maybe have Jer take her, then you can catch up on some snuggly time with your new little man. Goodluck! Love ya!
Tough one...Austin only mentally abuses Logan. It's been 3 years...we haven't figured out how to make it stop...and now we have a super paranoid kid.
Ours will probably work out though because when Austin is 10 and Logan is 5, Logan will be bigger than Austin, and he will take a page out of his buddy Izzy's book.
Also, this post explains all those times that Jeremy "fell down" and got hurt. It's okay Jer, somewhere deep down, she loves you.
Ok! I made Nate go on your blog just now (he is at work) just to read Jer's commentary! HAHAAA! :) You guys are funny...LOVE the pics- I still want one of those blankets Sawyer & Izzy have (but the boy version, of course.) When you have a free moment (I know, that may be a while) could you email the contact info for that lady?
By the way- your new camera ROCKS!
p.s. Tessa- thanks for leaving comments on EVERYONE ELSE'S BLOG BUT YOUR OWN SISTER'S!!
Congrats!!! He is adorable! I'm so glad you got a good one. My second is an angel too, it's such a nice relief. Of course the first one keeps getting naughtier and naughtier. Ethan hit Joshua a few times and I put him in time out, it just takes a while for them to learn, but now he tries to ride his brother like a horse. The fun never ends!
No idea about that...yet. Give us about five months. Good luck!
Well, to all of you who feel sorry for Hillary it just so happen's to be her own fault. You know the old saying that mom's would say to their children, "Well I hope you get a child just like you". It is true, what go's around comes around, Isabelle is just like Hillary, she hit Landon all the time, covered him up with all the pillows in the house and almost smotherd him, scremed all the time and would wake him up, it was bad. So I guess some day when Izzy gets married she will have a daughter that will do the same to her!! but Thank Goodness they grow up to be great mothers. Love ya tons Hill, and thanks for all the great memories I have with your children!!!
Love ya.Mom
p.s. here is the girls phone # who makes the silky blankets. Her name is Robyn Tishner, she lives in Saratoga Springs Utah, 801-789-3388
I think the Clegg family wanted her phone number.
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